(Stars indicate level of funny.)
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Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.
Spanish actor: Como?
Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right
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George Sr.: Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was pulling us apart, I did not make a stink.
Michael: You complained all the time and she was my only wife and she died.
George Sr.: Well, see? Things have a way of working themselves out.
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Gob: Steve Holt's not my son.
George Michael Bluth: Steve Holt? What, the moron jock?
Gob: That's my son, you pothead.
***
Tobias Fünke: Gob, this is Flunitrazepam. It's a roofie.
Lucille: Those are illegal.
Gob: Shut up, Mom. Don't make me give you another one of these.
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Tobias: Lindsay, you're forgetting I was a professional twice over. An analyst, and a therapist. The World's First, Analrapist.
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Tobias: Even if it means me taking a chubby...I will SUCK it up.
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Tobias: I just "blue" myself.
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Michael: "Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?"
George Michael: "No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter."
Michael: "Yeah, that makes sense."
**
Buster: Wait, wait. What about - what about me?
Marta: I'm sorry, I'm not totally sure who you are.
Buster: Wow. Wow. That's what it feels like to get punched in the face.
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